Showing posts with label Devil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Devil. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Mooning over you: every day we descend a step further toward Hell

Well, my dear readers (all three of you!), I'm tired of listening to myself think. I'd like to hear from you.

What are your thoughts?

On life? the uncanny? zombies? Freud's predilection for cigars, coke & hysterical women? Soundgarden's new album? silent movies? tonight's harvest moon?

not tonight's harvest moon, but spectacular nonetheless
Full moons, especially the big, fat, low-hanging ones like the harvest moon, were once thought to be uncanny.

The Moon Illusion, as it is now called, is an optical illusion that causes the moon to appear larger when it is closer to the horizon & smaller when it is higher up in the sky. I was going to post a picture, but nothing was loading. You're over the moon about it, I'm sure.

And I, I have nothing to say.

So, tell ME something.

Anything.

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To the Reader
Charles Baudelaire
trans. William Aggeler

Folly, error, sin, avarice
Occupy our minds and labor our bodies,
And we feed our pleasant remorse
As beggars nourish their vermin.

Our sins are obstinate, our repentance is faint;
We exact a high price for our confessions,
And we gaily return to the miry path,
Believing that base tears wash away all our stains.

On the pillow of evil Satan, Trismegist,
Incessantly lulls our enchanted minds,
And the noble metal of our will
Is wholly vaporized by this wise alchemist.

The Devil holds the strings which move us!
In repugnant things we discover charms;
Every day we descend a step further toward Hell,
Without horror, through gloom that stinks.

Like a penniless rake who with kisses and bites
Tortures the breast of an old prostitute,
We steal as we pass by a clandestine pleasure
That we squeeze very hard like a dried up orange.

Serried, swarming, like a million maggots,
A legion of Demons carouses in our brains,
And when we breathe, Death, that unseen river,
Descends into our lungs with muffled wails.

If rape, poison, daggers, arson
Have not yet embroidered with their pleasing designs
The banal canvas of our pitiable lives,
It is because our souls have not enough boldness.

But among the jackals, the panthers, the bitch hounds,
The apes, the scorpions, the vultures, the serpents,
The yelping, howling, growling, crawling monsters,
In the filthy menagerie of our vices,

There is one more ugly, more wicked, more filthy!
Although he makes neither great gestures nor great cries,
He would willingly make of the earth a shambles
And, in a yawn, swallow the world;

He is Ennui! — His eye watery as though with tears,
He dreams of scaffolds as he smokes his hookah pipe.
You know him reader, that refined monster,
— Hypocritish reader, — my fellow, — my brother!

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

We accept you, one of us. Gobble! Gobble!

I have long considered myself a freak. Before you go saying, 'but you don't look like a freak,' consider this:

Freak is defined in the OED as 1. a monstrosity; an abnormally developed individual or thing. 2. an abnormal, irregular or bizarre occurrence. 3. a an unconventional person. b a person with a specified enthusiasm or interest. c a person who undergoes hallucinations; a drug addict. & 4. a caprice or vagary.

While it is arguable that I am not a physical monstrosity in an aesthetic sense (depends on your perspective), my brain most certainly is abnormally developed. I'm probably smarter than 98-99% of the world's population. I'm not bragging, it's a fact (and another arguable one at that if you are the type who is inclined to dismiss the validity of IQ tests, which I am & you should be, too). However, my freakish brain does make me seem 'unconventional' according to modern standards of normalcy (whatever THOSE are!) & as such, I am prone to vagaries (my profound enthusiasm for poetry, horror, & the uncanny, for instance) & bizarre vulgarities (naked ladies & balls!).

As for drugs, well, I have been known to ingest the occasional fortifying spirit & herbal remedy, but I haven't had any hallucinations that I know of since the last terrible fever I had. When I'm feverish, I hear voices & see the Devil! Or perhaps it was during my experimental Gravol phase in highschool...

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Yeah.

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Two other obsessions of mine are self-portraiture and sideshows. I <3 SIDESHOWS. I've never had the terrifying pleasure of attending a real, live freakshow, and sadly, never will, except maybe Coney Island. Most of what you see today (which is VERY little) is a gaffe. Real freaks just aren't PC.

So, I've decide to combine these two obsessions (self-portraiture & sideshows) for a spectacular display of the truly bizarre.

Step right up, folks. Come closer. Closer. What you are about to see will captivate you, frighten you, delight you & maybe ... even shock you. That's right folks, just what you've been waiting for. You have to see it to believe it. What we have here are the most beautiful, the most enchanting, the most terrifyingly lovely women you will ever set your eyes upon. Men have died just looking at them! I kid you not! Step right up. Step in and take a look. You won't be disappointed.

rosa violetta, the half-woman

serpentina. if you could bend like her, you'd never leave the house

susi, the swamp girl

lana, white cannibal queen

hirsute hilary, darwin's missing link
 And the pièce de résistance :

eeny, meeny, miney & moe: conjoined quadruplets!
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Sorry, folks no naked ladies here; this show's family friendly. (You didn't think I was THAT kind of girl, did you?)

Bah, who am I kidding!

Some tasteful photos from back in the day when it was actually scandalous to be naked/nearly naked in a non-sexual way. Nudity for art's sake. Or for Art's sake...

pretty
sexy
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Upon Julia's Clothes
Robert Herrick

Whenas in silks my Julia goes,
Then, then, methinks, how sweetly flows
That liquefaction of her clothes.

Next, when I cast mine eyes and see
That brave vibration each way free;
O how that glittering taketh me !

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